Good Dog

Mr. Archibald and Mr. Weatherby went to the super-expensive, uber-exclusive Sky Lounge Petrol Club for lunch today. You get a complimentary cookie for dining at the Sky Lounge Petrol Club. And Mr. Archibald gave me his.

While I appreciate the gesture, I can't help but think...damn. A cookie? Isn't that what you give a dog for being a good boy?

Mr. Archibald is on a gluten-free diet so he couldn't eat it anyway. Well, I guess he could, but I think it would make him swell up or something. It was either throw it away or give it to the dog.

You know, I have a college degree. A college degree! I should be making the big bucks! I should be commanding the respect of my peers!

Still, it was a good cookie.